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Diana Wolf ([personal profile] maesterlicious) wrote2009-12-09 06:13 pm

Best/Worst Trolling Evarrr.

[17:26] doompiggyoo: I see you there. At your computer.
[17:26] maesterlicious: Is that so?
[17:27] doompiggyoo: Yes, yes it is. You and your glasses; I'm watching you. :]
[17:27] doompiggyoo: I see you in my telescope.
[17:27] maesterlicious: Because that's not creepy at all.
[17:28] doompiggyoo: It's very creepy. I'm going to get you. I have a tape, ropes, and glue.
[17:29] maesterlicious: Ropes, huh?
[17:29] maesterlicious: Sounds kinky~
[17:29] doompiggyoo: Does it? With a butcher knife to add.
[17:30] maesterlicious: Ooh, nice. That's just the kind of treatment I've always wanted.
[17:31] doompiggyoo: Oh really? Well while you're being tortured, you'll be forced to watch really shitty movies.
[17:32] maesterlicious: I watch shitty movies for a living, yo.
[17:32] maesterlicious: Superman Returns? Shitty movie.
[17:32] doompiggyoo: Your life is a shitty movie.
[17:33] maesterlicious: Probably. It's like making a movie about a rock.
[17:34] doompiggyoo: Have a boyfriend, eh?!
[17:34] maesterlicious: Why? You lookin' for a girlfriend~?
[17:34] doompiggyoo: Nah. I just want to kill him too.
[17:36] maesterlicious: Not sure he'd appreciate that. He's a buff man. In his 60s, though, so I'm not sure how he'll fare against an internet stranger.
[17:37] doompiggyoo: Really? How would fare to a bullet in to the brain?
[17:38] maesterlicious: Let's just say he has a thick skull. They've made GOOD movies about him and that trait~
[17:39] doompiggyoo: Easy then, I'll just double tap his skull. I'm not worried about wasting ammo. Shoot him in the dick first though.
[17:40] maesterlicious: Good luck with that. He tends to have a 24/7 hard on that can deflect slugs pretty well.
[17:41] doompiggyoo: Hm. Well I can just settle for killing you, Diana.
[17:42] maesterlicious: If you think using my name makes it creepier, don't. Half the internet knows who I am. Have you seen my videos on youporn lately?
[17:44] doompiggyoo: Sure have. Some nasty hot bondage, I've been thinking about you Diana. And it's time, it's my turn.
[17:46] maesterlicious: So that's why you mentioned the rope. Though, I'm more of a handcuffs and erotic asphyxiation kind of girl~ Give me a collar and a leash, and I can be your obedient little pet.
[17:46] maesterlicious: As long as you don't mind the cameras, anyway~
[17:50] doompiggyoo: Shut the fuck up. My turn, the ropes. They're not for your little games, I'm going to disect you and rip out your tongue and stab you in the eye with it. Rip out yer spinal cord and make a banjo with it, play a little Devil Went Down to Georgia after crushing your skull in a pie crust while my hungry dogs shred apart the flesh upon the remains of your body. Theeeen I shall perform a satanic ritual to use you as a sacrfice to call upon the demons of Hell to ravage upon this earth.
[17:53] maesterlicious: Sounds super-kinky, but... If you can get past my boyfriend, you'll get an extra little treat~ But he's a well-known bodybuilder, you know. Being a governor now and all. And if he fails, there's always my little bat~
[17:56] doompiggyoo: You think I'm the only one watching? Foolish, you are child. There are hundreds of us, one man and one puny little bat is nothing to us. We will have you, we will tarnish your soul to the inners of Hell. There is no resisting, Diana. We are many, we are one, we will have you.
[17:57] maesterlicious: You don't know the kind of things my precious little bat has up his sleeves. Or in his belt, for that matter~ Besides, being torn apart like that sounds ohhh so pleasurable for me~
[17:59] doompiggyoo: Are you retarded? Batman doesn't exist, Diana. You are good as dead if you think a comic is going to save yer life.
[18:01] maesterlicious: You're a silly person, then. You didn't realize that you're being watched and you HAVE been watched since the moment you messaged me. Hell, you've been being watched since before then~ He's in the room, watching and waiting, possibly even laughing at your idiocy.
[18:01] maesterlicious: Be careful~
[18:02] doompiggyoo: Wow Chris is such a fun sucker.
[18:03] maesterlicious: Chris?
[18:03] maesterlicious: Chris who?
[18:06] doompiggyoo: You can stop trollin' now.
[18:06] maesterlicious: I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
[18:06] doompiggyoo: Kay then.

Meanwhile...

[17:22] Chris: cody wants your aim
[17:22] Chris: so he can bug you
[17:22] Chris: lulz
[17:23] Chris: i won't give him it, though
[17:23] Chris: UNLESS YOU WANT HIM TO BUG YOU?
[17:23] maesterlicious: rofl, oh god.
[17:23] maesterlicious: This could provide lulz.
[17:24] maesterlicious: Do it.
[17:24] maesterlicious: XD
[17:24] Chris: it could
[17:24] Chris: lul
[17:24] Chris: alright
[17:24] Chris: hey
[17:24] Chris: pretend you don't
[17:24] Chris: know it's him though
[17:24] Chris: cuz he was like
[17:24] maesterlicious: lol, k.
[17:24] Chris: "don't tell her it's me"
[17:24] Chris: okay i sent it to him
[17:24] maesterlicious: XD
[17:24] Chris: prepare for lulz
[17:25] Chris: lol
[17:25] Chris: he thinks he's gonna troll you LOLOL
[17:25] maesterlicious: He probably will.
[17:25] maesterlicious: XD
[17:25] Chris: don't
[17:25] Chris: get trolled by cody, plz
[17:25] Chris: he is so bad
[17:25] Chris: xD
[17:25] maesterlicious: rofl
[17:26] Chris: LOL HE'S SO HAPPY
[17:26] Chris: i was like
[17:26] Chris: "YOU GONNA TROLL HER LOL?"
[17:26] Chris: and he was like "YEAH DUUUUUDE", with a huge grin
[17:26] maesterlicious: XDD
[17:27] Chris: i'm lolling
[17:27] Chris: at his horrible attempt at trolling
[17:27] Chris: "I C U"
[17:27] Chris: o lawd
[17:28] maesterlicious: I'm lolling.
[17:28] maesterlicious: So hard.
[17:28] Chris: ME TOO.
[17:28] Chris: AND HE THINKS I'M LOLLING WITH HIM
[17:28] Chris: IT'S HILARIOUS
[17:28] maesterlicious: rofl
[17:28] Chris: IT HURTS
[17:28] Chris: IT HURTS TO LAUGH
[17:29] Chris: I LOL'D AT YOUR RESPONSE
[17:29] maesterlicious: I'm practically dying over here.
[17:29] Chris: YOU NASTY GIRL.
[17:29] maesterlicious: XD
[17:29] maesterlicious: YOU LOVE IT.
[17:29] Chris: I DO.
[17:31] Chris: LOL
[17:31] Chris: HE WAS LIKE
[17:31] Chris: "SHIT MAN, IS SHE TROLLING ME?"
[17:31] Chris: and i was like "naw, bro"
[17:31] Chris: "that's just how she is"
[17:31] Chris: and he was like "o_____o"
[17:31] maesterlicious: rofllll
[17:32] Chris: LOL HE'S LIKE
[17:32] Chris: "YOU'RE TROLLING ME"
[17:32] Chris: "STOP TROLLING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
[17:32] maesterlicious: XDDDD
[17:33] Chris: LOL he was like
[17:33] Chris: "when she finds out it's me, she's gonna beat my ass"
[17:33] Chris: "are you gonna hold her back?"
[17:33] Chris: and i was like "lolno"
[17:33] Chris: and he was like "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!"
[17:33] maesterlicious: XDD
[17:33] Chris: and he looked
[17:33] Chris: CONCERNED
[17:33] Chris: O LULZ
[17:33] Chris: so
[17:33] Chris: funi
[17:34] maesterlicious: lolling
[17:34] maesterlicious: so
[17:34] maesterlicious: hard.
[17:34] Chris: ME
[17:34] Chris: TOO
[17:36] Chris: worst troll of the year award goes to..
[17:36] Chris: UNCLE CODY!
[17:36] maesterlicious: rofl
[17:36] maesterlicious: Counter-trolling is so fun, wtf.
[17:36] Chris: also
[17:36] Chris: LOL AT YOUR COUNTER-TROLLING
[17:36] Chris: he knows you're trolling now
[17:36] Chris: lulz
[17:36] maesterlicious: rofl, I'M SORRY.
[17:37] maesterlicious: BUT SAYING THAT ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS MY BF IS JUST AMUSING.
[17:37] Chris: LOL
[17:37] Chris: IT IS.
[17:39] Chris: troll him harder, please
[17:39] Chris: (:
[17:40] maesterlicious: Kekekekeke.
[17:41] Chris: KEKEKEKEKE
[17:41] Chris: NICE ONE
[17:41] maesterlicious: Is it sad that this is coming naturally?
[17:41] Chris: no
[17:41] Chris: it's good
[17:41] Chris: lulz
[17:41] maesterlicious: Fuck, Schmidtty was right.
[17:41] Chris: LOLOLOLOL
[17:42] Chris: she's a fucking troll
[17:43] Chris: LUUUUUULZ
[17:43] maesterlicious: XDDD
[17:44] Chris: LOL
[17:44] Chris: he's making some comment about BONDAGE
[17:44] Chris: I DIDN'T TELL HIM SHIT LULZ
[17:44] maesterlicious: FUCK YEAH.
[17:44] Chris: LOOOOOOOOL.
[17:44] Chris: TROLL HARDER
[17:44] maesterlicious: Will do~
[17:46] Chris: LOOOOOOOL
[17:46] Chris: HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
[17:47] maesterlicious: I win?
[17:47] Chris: i think you're turning him on
[17:47] Chris: LOL
[17:47] maesterlicious: LMFAO
[17:47] Chris: he was like
[17:47] Chris: "FUCK THIS, I'M GONNA BE AN ANGRY TROLL NOW"
[17:47] Chris: "I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT KILLING HER"
[17:47] Chris: "I SUCK."
[17:47] Chris: LULZ
[17:47] maesterlicious: XDD
[17:47] Chris: good job, boo~
[17:47] Chris: <3
[17:47] maesterlicious: <3
[17:47] Chris: I AM NOT DISAPPOINT
[17:47] maesterlicious: \o/
[17:49] Chris: wao
[17:50] Chris: he's writing a shitload
[17:50] Chris: YOU REALLY ANGERED HIM
[17:50] Chris: GOOD JOB
[17:50] maesterlicious: FUCK YEAH.
[17:50] Chris: it's really dumb shit, though
[17:50] Chris: what he's writing
[17:50] Chris: lul
[17:50] maesterlicious: I'll just talk about Ahnold some more.
[17:50] maesterlicious: rofl
[17:50] Chris: buncha tl;dr
[17:50] Chris: lul
[17:50] Chris: do eeeet
[17:53] maesterlicious: Added Batman into the mix, lolwut.
[17:53] Chris: LOL
[17:53] maesterlicious: And lmfao, oh god the commercial that's on right now.
[17:53] Chris: he's fucking stumped
[17:53] Chris: what is it
[17:54] Chris: TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS
[17:54] maesterlicious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVIYUXFjvfI
[17:54] Chris: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOL
[17:54] Chris: that's
[17:54] Chris: fucking awsm
[17:54] Chris: lulz
[17:55] maesterlicious: I'm dying.
[17:55] maesterlicious: So hard.
[17:55] Chris: me too
[17:55] Chris: luuuuuuuuuuuuul
[17:55] Chris: i'm like
[17:55] Chris: "COME ON, CODY"
[17:55] Chris: "DON'T LET THIS GIRL OUT-TROLL YOU"
[17:55] Chris: looooololololol
[17:56] maesterlicious: rofllll
[17:57] maesterlicious: rofl, faaaiiiiiiiiil, Cody.
[17:57] maesterlicious: Faaaiiiil.
[17:57] Chris: YEAAAH......
[17:57] Chris: and this guy calls himself the MASTER TROLL

[17:57] Chris: SO FUNI.
[17:57] Chris: he doesn't even realize
[17:57] Chris: i'm trolling him..
[17:57] Chris: right now..
[17:58] maesterlicious: -amuuuused-
[17:58] maesterlicious: Hope to god Rich doesn't come back soon.
[17:58] Chris: he was like
[17:58] maesterlicious: XD
[17:58] Chris: "I THINK SHE'S TALKING ABOUT BATMAN"
[17:58] Chris: luuuuuul
[17:59] maesterlicious: rofl, SHOULD BE OBVIOUS.
[17:59] Chris: INORITE.
[18:02] maesterlicious: lulz
[18:02] maesterlicious: You know what I want you to do right now?
[18:02] Chris: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[18:02] Chris: CODY'S RAGING AT ME
[18:02] Chris: THANKS LuLZ
[18:02] maesterlicious: TELL HIM
[18:02] maesterlicious: IN THE BATMAN VOICE
[18:02] Chris: HE GOT UP
[18:02] maesterlicious: 'I'M BATMAN'
[18:02] maesterlicious: rofl
[18:02] Chris: AND RAN AT ME
[18:02] Chris: WITH HIS FISTS OUT
[18:02] Chris: AND A PISSED FACE
[18:03] Chris: I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM WHEN YOU SENT THAT MESSAGE
[18:03] Chris: AND I JUST STARTED FUCKING LAUGHING
[18:03] Chris: OH GOD
[18:03] Chris: fuck
[18:04] Chris: why do i have to keep going to his computer
[18:04] Chris: it smells over there ;~;
[18:04] maesterlicious: rofl
[18:05] Chris: thanks
[18:05] Chris: for providing my lulz for the day
[18:05] Chris: <3
[18:05] maesterlicious: No prob, love.
[18:05] maesterlicious: <3
[18:05] maesterlicious: fff, he hasn't replied.
[18:05] Chris: i think it's over, though, lul
[18:05] maesterlicious: DOES HE GIVE UP?
[18:05] Chris: yeah..
[18:05] Chris: idk
[18:05] Chris: he's cybering
[18:05] maesterlicious: lmfao
[18:05] Chris: his internet girl
[18:05] Chris: lol
[18:05] maesterlicious: If only she knew.
[18:05] Chris: LUL
[18:05] Chris: knew what
[18:05] Chris: that he likes you..?
[18:06] Chris: (:
[18:06] maesterlicious: Noja;fwiejf;aowj;
[18:06] maesterlicious: OH.
[18:06] maesterlicious: HE'S TYPING.
[18:06] Chris: UH OH
[18:06] Chris: BRB
[18:06] Chris: GOTTA C DIS
[18:06] maesterlicious: FFF, fail.
[18:06] Chris: LOOOL
[18:06] Chris: LOLHEMAD
[18:06] maesterlicious: Faaaiiiil, Cody.
[18:06] Chris: well, you win
[18:06] Chris: gj~
[18:06] maesterlicious: \o/
[18:07] Chris: lol
[18:08] Chris: know what's hilarious?
[18:08] Chris: HE'S ACTUALLY MAD.


EDIT: [18:16] maesterlicious: [18:13] maesterlicious: Admit it, it was amusing.
[18:14] doompiggyoo: Yar, it was. I honestly knew it the whole time. Then you leaked the truth.
[18:14] doompiggyoo: Not too bright imo.

[18:16] maesterlicious: LIKE HE HAS ROOM TO TALK.
[18:16] Chris: LOOOOOOOOOL
[18:16] Chris: you know what's funny?
[18:16] Chris: he didn't know the whole time
[18:16] Chris: he just doesn't want to admit he got fucking trolled
[18:16] Chris: because that's how he is lul
[18:16] maesterlicious: rofl

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